Thanks to the blog E, Myself, and I, I have learned about Midweek Confessions. A fun little way to share the parts of my life with you that I otherwise would keep totally secret. For example:
1. I only wash my hair once a week (sometimes one and a half if it starts getting those gross, white flakes in it). Those of you longing for curly hair...please stop. No one is born with beachy waves...those are man-made, God-made curly hair is more like a cotton ball, teased with a comb, and doused with glue. Therefore I either have to spend 45 minutes with a blow-dryer (not happening...it would take away from my Pinterest time) or scrunch it with handfuls of mousse which usually works, but sometimes leaves me with a half-curly, half-awkwardly wavy head. My solution: Wash, air-dry, wear in a messy bun (so glad they are finally cool!) and repeat one week later.
|I couldn't have said it better myself!|
2. Yesterday I ate 1/2 a box of Cheez-its...the Chipotle Zinger ones...I couldn't help it, they were amazing! I, however, have a gluten sensitivity (which is the doctor's way of saying "I have no idea why you have so many stomach problems, why don't you join the bandwagon and avoid gluten.")And I fully know that eating Cheez-its will wrack my insides...but do I care? Apparently not yesterday, because like Eve, I knew the consequences of changing my diet, but I was fully ready to accept my fate. And like that darned apple, those cheez-its were fabulous...the whole 1/2 box. And I spent the rest of the evening regretting my fateful choice...but it was kind of worth it...I mean, they were amazing!
|These are currently 2 for $5.00 at Meijer...so I have another box in the cupboard.|
|It's highly likely that Leo was the offender. Yes...we dress up our cats...don't judge.|
4. Finally, Chris was out of town last night, but I figured why waste a perfectly good glass of wine...so I drank...alone. If that's not depressing enough, I sent the kids to bed and had a second glass. ALONE. ON A TUESDAY. Where is my self-control!! Oh, that's right, it's buried deep in a 1/2 eaten box of Chipotle Zing Cheez-its and camouflaged by a healthy dose of Febreeze!
|This is not the wine I had last night...obviously Chris is home in this picture...and, I was too busy actually drinking the wine to stop and take a photo of it.|
Anyway, that's the real happenings in my small town life this week. I'd love to hear about yours...and I promise...no judgment! (You know you can trust that statement from a girl who cleans with Febreeze).
Small Town Girl <3>3>